When I'm Late For Class
Teacher: WHY RE YOU LATE?
Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor and he was going to take me home in his Tardis but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the mocking leading the people to victory.I crossed the Rainbow Bridge to Hogwarts where I got flushed down the toilet and ended up back in my room.
Teacher: But... you're only five minutes late... how did you... in only...?
Me: Wibbly Wobbly Timey Whimey.
“We make human beings. What do you make? Copies? Oh wow. You designed a car? I designed this human being.”

Jessimae Peluso, on women being superior in the workplace

That’s girl code.

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videohall:

2 grown men go through a labor simulation

> I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!”

(Source: vimeo.com, via tuckfard)

Tom Hiddleston in Guinea for UNICEF

(via all-of-time-and-space)

sexualcastiel:

An autograph directly from Brazil!

sexualcastiel:

An autograph directly from Brazil!

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